Thursday, October 8, 2009

Writers Workshop :)


10 things I’d rather be doing, than having sex with David Letterman.

  1. I’d rather clip my husbands toe nails.
  2. I’d rather clean up Olivia’s vomit in her crib from being sick, the night before.
  3. I’d rather eat a juicy burger.
  4. I’d rather go to Wal-Mart on the first of the month!
  5. I’d rather get a Brazilian wax by a beauty school student.
  6. I’d rather sit here and read all my favorite blogs.
  7. I’d  rather sit through an entire catholic wedding.
  8. I’d rather fight with sassy Olivia when she doesn’t get a nap during the day.
  9. I’d rather be on my period for the first time in 18 months…lord!

and the last thing I’d be doing before having sex with David Letterman…

10. My husband. Because really!? David Letterman?! Ew! (And I love my sexy hubby)

I’m sure this scandal has a lot to do with ratings. Because, let’s face it, anytime any celebrity has “problems” usually they haven’t been in the tabloids in a while. But this is just weird. I know, he has a lot of money, but so do a lot of people, and Gerard Butler is WAAAAY sexier. I think I’ll stick with sleeping with THAT celebrity :)


Thanks MamaKat!



brainella said...

OH those toenails.

And I wholeheartedly agree with you about Gerard Butler. Dang.

mylifeinpurple said...

oooh, Gerard Butler..oh yeah, I'd hit that too ;)

Thanks for stopping by!

Suzanne said... are hysterical! I love it...and agree, totally!!!! D.L...YUCK!!!!!
Bring on Gerard Butler!

Dan said...

Got to admit, the idea of a Brazilian wax in any form never entered my mind. Guess i was too hung up on the Oprah alternative. And I would have modified the Wal-Mart time to to any Saturday at 2 pm here.

junebug said...

I'm with you on the toe nails. So proud of #10. I almost used that one.

Summer said...

walmart on the first of the month!!!! ha ha ha ha!!!

Hilarious girl!

Stacey said...

EW to the toenails. But I must say.. coincidentally, I just commented on another blog today whose post was about her friend, who spit when she talked. I commented that I found the trait of 'spittle mouth' to be just as disgusting. Where a person's spittle gathers and hangs out and bubbles at the corners of their mouth. The worst culprit? Gerard Butler. Loved him until I kept noticing this disgusting little trait of his. Total buzz kill. (sorry! you don't have to believe it!).
Your lovebug is adorable.

Unknown Mami said...

Yuck on the toenails. I have this thing about toenails being cut in from of me. I can't stand it.

Molly said...

Wait a sec...I am still in shock that you got an 18 month break from Aunt Flo! So jealous. I only got 2!
Brazilian wax from a student...brave girl, brave. :)

Mama Kat said...

These days even my HUSBAND is lucky to get a piece!