10 things I’d rather be doing, than having sex with David Letterman.
- I’d rather clip my husbands toe nails.
- I’d rather clean up Olivia’s vomit in her crib from being sick, the night before.
- I’d rather eat a juicy burger.
- I’d rather go to Wal-Mart on the first of the month!
- I’d rather get a Brazilian wax by a beauty school student.
- I’d rather sit here and read all my favorite blogs.
- I’d rather sit through an entire catholic wedding.
- I’d rather fight with sassy Olivia when she doesn’t get a nap during the day.
- I’d rather be on my period for the first time in 18 months…lord!
and the last thing I’d be doing before having sex with David Letterman…
10. My husband. Because really!? David Letterman?! Ew! (And I love my sexy hubby)
I’m sure this scandal has a lot to do with ratings. Because, let’s face it, anytime any celebrity has “problems” usually they haven’t been in the tabloids in a while. But this is just weird. I know, he has a lot of money, but so do a lot of people, and Gerard Butler is WAAAAY sexier. I think I’ll stick with sleeping with THAT celebrity :)